Family Activites Director

Here we have a desperate dad trying to impress his kids. He does this by building a crazy contraption. It's funny how he hopes PlayStation will be impressed by that thing. For starters the contraption is outside, and PlayStation's are better at keeping kids indoors where no rain can touch them. I bet the kids don't hang with him because he spends all of his time building dangerous contraptions. They probably think he's trying to kill them.

The Family Activities Director is the cool guy in this situation. The room where the kids are playing is sweet. It's got a blue PS3 rug with posters of LittleBigPlanet, God of War 3, Uncharted 2, and Gran Turismo 5. The Sony TV doesn't hurt either. He's even got a Rock Band set and a stack of games just in case the kids get bored of LittleBigPlanet which I don't see happening. The puppy seals the deal. Can we keep him?